Is it really too much to ask that I play mediocre guitar in a terrible punk band before I die?

I don't whether it's the poorly tuned drums and guitars, the awful recording quality or the bratty, adolescent lyrics, but I've always had a slight warm spot in my heart for crappy punk bands. It's been a weird dream of mine in the past few years to play guitar and sing in one. What's up with that?

I may or may not have found my first gray hair today, so I feel like I'm pushing my luck on this because I'm not 16, and I don't have 30, one-minute songs about hating the school Principal or a gig set up on Public-Access TV.

As of late, I've decided that The Gizmos is my favorite crappy punk band. (See below.) What's yours?